Classmates. 

Classmates.

You are lip gloss Seventeen party bag boyfriends barely aware of anything beyond Abhijeet Sawant's new video.

You are fun for five minutes, and frustrating for more than that.

You are my friend coz I don't know what else to call you without offending you. Acquaintance is too long a word.

You don't know who Lenin was. That's okay.
You don't even want to know who Lenin was, coz you won't be given more marks for that, will you. That. Is why I can't respect you.

On the last day of school, we will exchange email addresses, but you will never write to me and I will never write to you.

You mean nothing to me, I mean nothing to you, and we shall live happily ever after.